Twenty eight.

Stories that explain who I am a bit.

Part 6.

When I'm driving alone, I'll yell really ridiculous things at other drivers if they make silly moves.  They won't be really awful or swears, just... ridiculous combinations of words.  

For example, I yelled this one about two days ago:

"Hey there McIllegal driver, let's get things a little more legal over there!"

It's not that I roll down my window and yell these things, this is perfectly contained within my car... and usually followed by laughter.