Stories that explain who I am a bit.
Part 7.
Today I found a spider in my room.
I don't deal with spiders very well. Especially jumping ones. This one, happened to be a jumper.
So I screamed (naturally), and yelled for my mom. She was in the basement so she couldn't hear me. The horrendous creature started to crawl towards my stuff.
This was not acceptable.
I threw my sandal at it.
But it got away.
"You're mine" I said, mostly to convince myself I was capable of killing it.
I looked around for something to kill it with that was bigger and flatter than my sandal.
I spotted a big binder.
I picked up the binder and threw it on the spider.
Apparently this was not enough for me, maybe he survived the impact.
So I drop kicked my binder.
Who does that?
Anyways.
The spider is dead. And my binder is broken.
The end.
4 comments:
i am very impressed that you let some of your things touch the spider! i think you're getting braver.
That's intense!
Holy mother of pearl I have missed you this week. That story is fantastic.
this is funny =D
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